I'm fainting. This isn't a week for hamsters. Friendly and PipSqueak went to the vet. And Ninja...did a disappearing act! At the moment of writing, we still haven't found her. How ironic that she is called Ninja. Everything was closed but she somehow managed to use her teeth to undo the latch.
This is a shattered dream moment for me. I've quite come to the end of myself as a pet owner.