This article How dogs became our best friends made me laugh, because I cannot help remarking how differently rabbit owners and dog owners have things. The greatest contrast is, rabbits don't have masters. Rabbits have slaves.
See, Blackie and Whitty? See what good pets do? They are supposed to make themselves reasonably useful to earn their keep, and most importantly, love their human friends!
Too bad that my lectures never bring about any repentance from the rabbits. They are as indifferent and cliquish as ever.
Whitty: Why is she looking at us, Blackie? We don't need another treat yet.